A husband pens a farewell letter to his wife, declaring the end of their seven-year marriage. Frustrated and disillusioned, he cites feeling unappreciated, her lack of affection, and recent behaviors that pushed him to his breaking point.

He accuses her of neglecting their emotional connection and implies infidelity. The letter culminates in a shocking confession: he’s leaving her for her sister and relocating to West Virginia.

The wife’s response flips the narrative, offering a sarcastic and humorous counter. She addresses his complaints, highlighting her own dissatisfaction.

She notes his feminine haircut, his mix-up of her preferences, and her suspicions about the silk boxers intended for her sister.

She reveals that she had quit her job after winning a $10 million lottery, planning a trip to Jamaica as a fresh start for their relationship. However, by the time she returned home, he was gone.

Concluding with sharp wit, the wife drops a final bombshell: her sister, Carla, was once Carl. Her ex-husband’s departure now seems a blessing, as her lawyer confirms his letter ensures he has no claim to her wealth.

This exchange not only unveils the cracks in their marriage but also delivers an unforgettable twist that leaves the husband with more surprises than he bargained for.